Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Ok here goes…I am a pathological liar…of the very worst kind.
I lie to myself. Every.single.day.
Some absolute doozies I have spun in my own stupid head in some preposterous effort to press my own self destruct button leave me flabbergasted.
Examples include (and most of these lines are normally proceeded by the words ‘Right…THAT’S IT’)!:
This will be my last drink tonight.
I’m not going to drink tomorrow
I will start to eat healthier.
I’m going to turn off the TV and go to sleep
I am not going to watch [insert totally pointless shit-arse programme that’s on really late here]
5 minutes more and I’ll get out of bed.
Nobody at work will be able to tell that I stayed up all night drinking…AGAIN
I’m going to spend more time with the people I care about.
I will make sure that I never drink and drive again – I’m lucky I haven’t killed anybody including myself and never lost my licence.
I will endeavour to sort out the crappy little jobs that (even thought they’re boring), desperately need to be done.
I’m going to make more of an effort at work.
I will achieve something and better myself.
I will apply my intelligence to something worthwhile.
I will NOT spend all day on B3ta.
I will sort out my priorities and not waste my life doing shitty little favours for useless fuckspots who couldn’t care less about me and only take advantage.
I will STOP trying to impress everybody.
I will grow up.
I will live past 40.
This is a cheery little number for a Friday isn’t it?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 9:19,
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Sounds normal to meAdd to it...
I won't proposition strange men anymore
I will get the work done well before the deadline
I won't tell obscene jokes to my parents' friends again
I will stop downloading illegal torrents of various types
I will learn to say No sometime
I will stop buying family sized bars of cadbury's fruit and nut
I will stop searching for and buying yet another pair of fabulous black trousers
I will only show either legs or tits when going out, not both
I will never, ever show my knickers in public again
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:58,
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UncannyPooflake, I think alot of people on this site will think that you have been inside their heads when they are asleep! You have summed up perfectly what I think pretty much most evenings - even now I am nursing a helluva hangover due to "popping in to see my ex girlfriend" - regrets, we all have a few (you've been helpful enough to pu them down in a list for us all!
Regards,
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@chickenladyI vote for you always showing your tits when you go out :-)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:23,
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You left out-I'm going to lose weight this year, for sure
-I'm getting off the computer right after I read this last funny thing and go to bed, I mean it.
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And...*clicks* and lights ANOTHER cigarette *coughs*
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Give it upI have tremendous willpower and my life is still shit.
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