i knew one.
oh wow where to begin. I used to work with possibly THE biggest liar in england. ok i list it:

1) he claimed that the queen stopped a train that was running above the store we worked in just so she could shake hands with him.
2)He claimed his mate had hit an eddie stobart lorry at 150 mph on a motorbike, got up, brushed himself off and walked away.
3)Every now and then he would put on a dodgy limp nd when you asked him what was wrong he would reply 'war wound, vietnam'. He claimed regularaly he was in vietnam when he was only about 25 at the time.
4) he claimed he had worked in a motorbike repair shop for 15 years... despite being A) too young and B) having worked as a trolly pusher in morrisons all his life.

He used to go on about his magic fireblade (bike for those of you who have nooooo idea) and how fast he had got it, accidents he had had. Finally i got so fed up of him talking to me about shit i confronted him about not even owning a license and not having a friken clue about bikes anyway...... His answer??? .... he claimed his license was spanish so couldnt ride in the uk and the hells angels were after him too. I pulled him up on all the silly things he had said about his bike ( one being 'it goes 250mph') he got all upset and never spoke to me again. He also claimed once he came to work on his jet ski.

To be fair he was retarded and actually had the medical condition pathological lying. eventually he got sacked when they found out he was offering to take trolleys back for old people and pocketing there pound coin hahahaha.




am i supoosed to appologise for the length here?
(Serbitar Has a furry shit canon called Whitey., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:10, Reply)