Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Gullible university friendHe was a fat short-arse who looked just like Penfold from Dangermouse. Owing to to him being naive and, frankly, a bit thick (music student), he was ridiculously easy to wind up and lie to. Things that spring to mind:
- We told him that Members of Parliament were so called because their members had to be of a certain length and girth. All MPs are measured to see if they can join. He asked a history student and she said it was true.
- He came to my room one day and I faked a diabetic episode when the ice-cream van came round, telling him I'd go into a coma unless he got me a 99. He believed this through most of the summer.
- Told him that he could catch Aids from himself if he tugged without a johnny. So he used them for his clammy shufflings for the whole three years.
- Told him that penis size is related directly to height. I'm 6'2" - he was sub 5'. He seemed quite ready to believe this.
On another occasion, I got my girlfriend of the time to flash her tits at him. He burst into tears. Surely not a typical reaction from a 20 year-old male to a pair of DDs.
He's a teacher at a secondary school now. He married a woman twice his age and weight who already had a ten-year-old kid.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:03, Reply)
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