Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Ah...The caretaker at my office is an older man, short, tubby and somewhat hunched with the approximate demeanour of a very nervous mole. He also has a regional accent of some sort and a general blundering, stuttering manner of speaking.
He will corner anyone he finds working late and regale them with the most utterly unbelievable tales and conspiracy theories imaginable.
These have, in the past, included various personal UFO sightings, his wife having been abducted by aliens in Iceland, and his having been commissioned to write a screenplay for M Night Shyamalan after a chance meeting on the street.
My absolute all time favourite, however, was the time he proclaimed that, over the weekend, the inventor of the chocolate egg, a neighbour of his, had died in the back of his (the caretaker's) car. Seems he had selflessly agreed to chauffeur the man to pick up his precription, realised he'd forgotten something, popped back into the house and come back to find him dead.
Chocolate eggs were invented in the early nineteenth century, so at least the guy had a good innings...
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