Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Shit sorry guys.I was just about to post this AMAZING story about my ex mistress, the stunning missus Angelina Jolie, about how she was always lying about stuff to me when we were together, but suddenly some ninja's leapt through my window and flying kicked my PC into pieces! Obviously they were sent by that slut Angelina to protect her lovely public image.
Anyways this got me pretty riled I'll tell you, so I went 'Way of the Kung-Fu Frog' on their arse (which I learned from Chuck Norris, hes actually a really sound guy, has a sea food allergy though), oh sorry, im going of on one. Anyways so these ninja's were lying around groaning in the aftermath, I interrogated one of the black pyjama'd bastards as to were Angelina was so I could exact my revenge.
So it turns out she was hiding in Africa, mid procurement of another orphaned child (did I mention these kids are actually for her diamond slave mines in South Yorkshire?) so I flew over there in my private plane and parachute dropped into her hideout with military precision, in the surprise I punched one guard unconscious and cleaved the lasts head of with my left hand (It was a bit messy, I'm right handed usually)
"You bastard!" Angelina yelled at me and leapt at me with a scimitar and battle commenced, after an exhausting 1 hour battle we were both pretty spent, but I had her and was about to dismember the blowjob lipped bitch when suddenly she leaped to the side and pressed a button, were-upon her robot battle suit emerged from the grounds, she leapt into it and was about to stomp me, and believe me I was shitting myself in fear by this point, I was pretty done when suddenly I hear the sweet sound of "AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM!" to my right, and no other than my old class mate Optimus Prime appears and skull fucks her battle suit with her in it until its merely a smoking pile of rubble, Angelina seems to have escaped like, oh well.
Anyways, I'll get typing the original story up on this PC in Optimus's left arse cheek. I tell a lie, its a Mac. Whoops!
(, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:02, Reply)
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