Billy Black Cat
evening Ginger ninjas.
I had the unfortunate experience of working with a fella called William who was swiftly renamed by our site joker as "billy black cat" because if you had a black cat he had one blacker and it had two tails!
he claimed to a, have been in the SAS (as sooooo many liars do) but on questioning didn't know what his "parent unit" were ie who he'd originally joined up with. Couldn't remember his army number WTF!! and struggled to remember the internationaly famous motto of the SAS kept say it was "He Who Dares Wins" no that's Del-Boy Trotter the SAS is Who Dares Wins.
b, he'd been a kick boxing champion before breaking his back and spending six months in traction but later he claimed during the same period to be "working as a lifeguard in Florida" despite the fact he couldn't swim!! (result of broken back)
c, he'd got five kids by different women and pulled countless girls every weekend whilst having a face like a cross between Rat Boy and a welders wellington.
d, had fights every weekend usually with Paras or Marines and was always out numbered at least 2 to 1. How did he know they were all Paras and Marines? Were they in uniform!?!
still he got his one fine day, he was mouthing off about army exploits when a rather large chap crept up behind him and in a voice like Brian Blessed told the whole pub how William had quit the T.A. after two weekends because "he had blisters and someone shouted at him!"

on the other hand I may be the one of the biggest liars I know, mine include:
of course I'll call you during the week.
sorry I lost your number
I'm moving towns in a couple of weeks
I'm gay
no love you're thinking of my brother
I'll tap your head when I'm about to......


but the biggest lying bastards I know are ... THE ARMY
yes of course you can have leave in January, oh but hang on no we'll wait until you've booked a holiday then cancel it. BASTARDS!!!
(The kneeling rifleman Is slowly getting there.., Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:04, Reply)