I hate people who compulsively lie!
I went out at the weekend and came across such a "friend" who finds it impossible not to lie, literally everything he says you have to take with a pinch of salt.

He had been battered in the face and was looking quite swolen, I asked him what had happened and he said,

"aaaah, it's okay he has already signed his own death warrent"
"his days are numbered"
"..insert random death threat here..."
"I've been talking to Roger... bla bla bla yadda yadda"

Anyway, after being subjected to a few minutes of his bullshit I decided that it was time to move to a different pub, so I did, and Roger was there! Roger hadn't heard from him in weeks! Lying sack of shit.

The guy even told me that my sister fancied him and didn't want to be with her husband! I have no idea where these little fantasies come from, but shit, he must be permanently on acid or something.

People like that are best kept away from!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 17:33, Reply)