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Friz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."

Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.

BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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My Mate
Is liar.

He keeps telling people in the pub that I claimed to have invented the indefinite article, the word "the".

And I've no idea why.

Cheers
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 5:40, 5 replies)
You're right, that's just ludicrous.
"The" is the definite article.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 7:44, closed)
Well at least it wasn't the "Post it Note"
If I were a Billy Bullshit I'd claim something cool like a landmine or the 3 Point Turn.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 8:05, closed)
Greem
Arse!

But you're right of course. So I'll leave it unedited just to show how stupid I am.

Cheers
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 8:24, closed)
Isn't your friend
derailed somewhat by centuries of printed matter prior to your birth containing articles of all persuasions?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 9:02, closed)
It should also be noted...
...that had you invented the INdefinite article you would almost certainly have pressed it into use in the first line of your submission. D'oh !
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 9:47, closed)

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