Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Non smoking and hobbiesIn the early nineties I listed that I was a non smoker and some of my hobbies included socialising and music.
I was smoking 20 a day back then and the socialising was "going out on the piss every night and getting bladdered" and music was "Going to various clubs and Rave parties to the early hours at the weekends"
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 16:12, Reply)
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