Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Legless"Sadly, I've yet to meet a boss who'll take any notice of my suggestion that we should randomly split the pile of CVs into two equal piles and throw one pile in the bin so that:
"We don't employ any unlucky people by accident""
Perhaps you might consider working for David Brent? Given that he uses this exact line in an out-take in "The Office"?
Cheers
(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 20:41, Reply)
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