Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Lying on a CV...Well, this is similar. Sitting in front of five absolute strangers trying to convince them to let me live in there beautiful share house..All very square individuals I must say.
Whats to be said that they wont find out anyway:I enjoy vomiting in the gutter and hanging around felacial women. I will probably end up robbing you. I dont have a job. I enjoy smoking crack/meth/cigarettes I find on the ground. I am loud. I am annoying. I WILL end up robbing you...I hope they go for it, pappy needs a new pair of undies.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 5:58, Reply)
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