Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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I wanna stay!!My CV omits about 18 months worth of illegal work I did here in the UK, as I am now sponsored and if I was found to have been working by those inept fuckers at the Home Office they could deport me....
Instead of working, I was on a career break travelling....
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 9:41, Reply)
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