Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Badminton, reading and socialising with friends.The hobbies and interests section of my CV still reads "badminton, reading and socialising with friends", since I copied it from an example in my 5th year "getting a job" lesson. 20 years on I've still never played badminton, but somehow "scratching myself and sleeping" doesn't quite cut it.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 12:15,
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