b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Lies I told on my CV » Post 58103 | Search
This is a question Lies I told on my CV

I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.

My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.

(, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
Pages: Popular, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Data security
When I am bored and underemployed I search Limewire for passwords (try passwords.txt) and fill in the gaps in peoples C.V,s, often at online sites. For some reason there are now a number of Indian I.T wannabes who list their hobbies as murder+farting bumfun or setting fire to things - buggers were probably after my job. Amazingly most of these are still up after many months showing that I should have added attention to details as one of there many skills along with perl and c++.
(, Sat 8 Jul 2006, 18:10, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1