Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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InterestsOn every CV I have ever done I have put 'Eating out' as my main interest. If questioned in the interview I even do a smutty kind of Roger Moore eyebrow thing, but it's such an innocent innuendo no-one can pick you up on it.
I also used to put Kung Fu and Fell Running. I've never done either of those though.
(, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 12:02, Reply)
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