Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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danny_roshyes my mate did,
while at a mock job interview at some shitty "lifeskills" thing at school (basically a bunch of people turn up and you get a day off work to be told how to talk about yourself) he had an interview infront of the whole year and teachers etc.
interviewer: do you have any weaknesses?
Jamie: only kryptonite *dead pan*
Interviewer *slightly shook*: any other weaknesses?
Jamie: Just Kryptonite.
genius
and as for lying on my cv, i dont need to 'cause i'm fucking amazing as it is
"massive penis"
vote for this if only for the fact is has massive penis in it
(, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 11:17, Reply)
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