Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Went for a jobWith the Rural Payments Agency in Newcastle, told them I wasn't into nudity and drinking vomit from cups. Those mad-crazy fools believed every last word.
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