Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Chicken SexersA chicken sexer is someone who stands in a poultry abbatoir identifying rooster chicks and throwing them away (see the film Baraka, or possibly Koyannisqatsi, which portrays such throwing in rather a balletic way). He probably really did have a good eye for detail and he needed to bullshit through clothing a bit more.
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