Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Working at the Holborn Jobcentre in London, now closedHad a few laugh there at the expense of some Jobseekers though. Quite often we'd have to receive application forms on behalf of employers.
My favourite application form was from a guy who'd applied to be a baker for Gregs. The form was generally fine, except when he wrote about his duties in a previous job...
...where he had alot of experience 'Raping cakes' at a Tescos bakery.
yum yum.
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