Hundreds of years
It's about time that they changed the instruction manual for the Catholic seminaries. That interpretation of the verse from Matthew:

"Suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

Doesn't mean go ahead and abuse children as often as you can because Jesus wants you to and we'll protect you.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:06, 10 replies)

BORING.
Write something sexy again instead. About lesbianing.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:16, closed)

Well I was going to do the one about telling my ex
that I'd have REALLY liked to have tried anal sex but was too shy to bring it up while we were married - on the day he married his second wife. But I didn't have the heart.

Anyway, busy day at work.

But thanks for pretending to actually give a shit.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:28, closed)

Thank you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:30, closed)

Did you really do that?

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:41, closed)

Wow.
I don't see how Christianity can ever recover from this. Mark my words, the Queen'll be a Muslim by the morning.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 12:58, closed)

She's got the headscarf already.

( .Yeti., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:02, closed)

The EDL
will love this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, closed)

Homosexuality is only considered a sin
if the buggeree is over the age of consent.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:59, closed)

And the Catholic Church would be for contraception
If choirboys could get pregnant.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 4:35, closed)