Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Christ it's the grammar police. Okay I meant 'breadth' then smartarse. Or enormous. Huge. Colossal. Fucking massive if you will. Bit like the HFC's waistline. Perhaps I'll buy her a t-shirt next xmas with HFC printed on it in a stylish design. Tell her it's a chic label. She'd wear it too, as she's playing footsie with me at xmas dinner, Brrrrrrrrrr! The horror. The horror....
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at leastgive her a sympathy fuck, you only live once
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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no, you meant 'enormity'you should still win though.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:26,
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bum it(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:57, closed)
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