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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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'NO, I'M NOT UPSET AT YOU, ONLINE'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:12, 7 replies)
Cocaine blowjobs
from supermodels, in the back of my Accord, keep me calm.
Nonetheless, you should stop being such a prick, lest I roundhouse you to death.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:19, closed)
Worst haiku ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:29, closed)
DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY!
*beheads*
*leaves corpse in bin*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:37, closed)
Worst haiku ever
the one I wrote about mum
loving cock too much
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:46, closed)
Needless to say, you'll have the last laugh here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:50, closed)

You've lost your touch AB
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:06, closed)
^ This
was your first mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:06, closed)

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