Lies that went on too long
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
Hey everybody! You should meet my dog!
He's great!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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He sure is.
That thing where you can throw him off a balcony and he lands on his feet is really cool.
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username failed moderation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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You have a gay dog?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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Something about your wife.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Did he create the world in seven sadys?
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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???????
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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Does he have a son called Susej?
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:27,
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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