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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I told a girl on a festival forum that she couldn't take a tin opener cos in a public place they're classed as offensive weapons
She went and checked all her cans to see if they were ring pull so she could take them. Ha! I'm such a bastard me
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:02, 13 replies)
did she tell you that she has no index fingers?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:12, closed)
The jokes on you though cos you're mental and work nights in a pie factory

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:54, closed)
how do you think they get the holes in the crust?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:33, closed)
I think that's the babies trying to fight their way out.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:21, closed)
A girl I knew had her life saved by a tin opener at a festival.
Some pilled up idiot kicked her as she lay on the ground. Fortunately he struck at precisely the place where she had stored her tin opener in her jacket pocket, which absorbed the impact of the blow and she was unharmed.
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In that case we should make carrying a tin opener mandatory
It's for health and safety people. Think of the lives that could be saved!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:50, closed)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:04, closed)
My wife tried to buy an apple corer in Sainsbury's
One of those like a circle of metal with spokes so it cores the apple and cuts it into slices. She had to provide proof of age, as "apple cutters have sharp edges you know and could be dangerous."
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:26, closed)
so does that mean that cling film boxes need age related proof because they have sharpe edges?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:06, closed)
I got stopped trying to buy a pizza cutter with a circular "blade" less than 1.5 " in diameter
and a box of liqueur chocolates, both christmas presents
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:14, closed)
I got ID'd buying kebab skewers. If I wanted to harm someone then surely I'd buy a knife!?

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:07, closed)
Jesus H kittyfucking Christ.
I bought a fucking hunting knife last week without a problem, and you got ID'd buying skewers? Some people really do need a good stabbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:56, closed)
i think that they just looked
at pcmechanic and ran away
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:13, closed)

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