Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I hope you both die of cancer(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:17,
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I hope they both get killed prematurely in a car crash or somethingand their final thought is "If only I hadn't given up smoking, I would have enjoyed these final months more"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22,
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Hopefully the crash will be their own fault because they are still dazed from being hypnotised to give up smoking.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:27,
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James Dean had the right idea.He got the maximum amount of looking cool by smoking, that any man could, then neatly avoided all that lingering death bollocks.
Remember kids: Smoking makes you look cool, and driving like a twat will cement your legacy as a true icon.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:41,
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My grandfather was hit by a car at the age of fourteenand he was hit by a car every day for the next 73 years until he had a cigarette and died.
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Everyone knows that smoking will weaken your bones.I'm glad he's dead, so you can learn this valuable lesson.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:50,
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