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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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A Vagabond's dog has just shat in next door's garden.
She was FURIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:48, 8 replies)
I heard it made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:00, closed)
He shat in a lady garden?

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:15, closed)
No, it wasn't at your mums house.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:24, closed)
your what what?

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:10, closed)
? what the dog was furious for shitting in next doors garden?
or next door was furious for haveing a dog shit in there garden or did you just bag it and hang from there front door?





1000 replys :-}
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:20, closed)
candle!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:41, closed)
/\thanks/\

*hugs and blows*
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:46, closed)
NINE MORE YEARS, YOU FUCKING N00BS.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)

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