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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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In years gone by I was camping with friends in the lakes in summer. It was hot and the campsites we stopped at unannounced were all full. Driving away, again, I spotted a tent – about 2 feet square and 6 feet tall. I announced to my mates GF that it was the all new space saver tent. It’s the future, the story went. It will alleviate overcrowding. I explained that occupants slept vertically, hanging from the apex in a space age sleeping bag called a Vertisac. Developed by NASA for the conquerage of space and all that.

Sucked it all in, she did, and repeated the story for at least three years...... until we camped next to one and the owner put a sanilav in it.

I now know the meaning of ‘sullen.’
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:13, 5 replies)
Good work man!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, closed)
You mean like this?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, closed)
That makes me feel dizzy...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:35, closed)
That made my nads tighten somewhat.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:14, closed)
Just imagine:
You're tucked up tight in your sleeping bag after an exhausting days ascent. It's below zero and pitch dark outside. You hear a muffled faint "rrrrrrip!".

You're actually relieved when you find it's your buddy eking out a crafty ripe eggy rotter that smells of the apolcapyse.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:44, closed)

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