Vertisac?
In years gone by I was camping with friends in the lakes in summer. It was hot and the campsites we stopped at unannounced were all full. Driving away, again, I spotted a tent – about 2 feet square and 6 feet tall. I announced to my mates GF that it was the all new space saver tent. It’s the future, the story went. It will alleviate overcrowding. I explained that occupants slept vertically, hanging from the apex in a space age sleeping bag called a Vertisac. Developed by NASA for the conquerage of space and all that.

Sucked it all in, she did, and repeated the story for at least three years...... until we camped next to one and the owner put a sanilav in it.

I now know the meaning of ‘sullen.’
(HildaOgdensdogsdead DILLIGAF. Well?? Do I??, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:13, 5 replies)

Good work man!
*clicks*
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:33, closed)

You mean like this?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, closed)

Ahhh!
That makes me feel dizzy...
( splorp ®, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:35, closed)

SHIT. A. BRICK
That made my nads tighten somewhat.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:14, closed)

Just imagine:
You're tucked up tight in your sleeping bag after an exhausting days ascent. It's below zero and pitch dark outside. You hear a muffled faint "rrrrrrip!".

You're actually relieved when you find it's your buddy eking out a crafty ripe eggy rotter that smells of the apolcapyse.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:44, closed)