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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Richard Dawkins
Doesn't have a god.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:57, 18 replies)
He fucking does.
It's called Rover.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:58, closed)
*Revor

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:02, closed)

I'm genuinely intrigued, is this just a silly joke or are you implying that just because he doesn't believe doesn't mean he doesn't have a God anyway?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:03, closed)
Well, being a Jew
I got my schooling from the Old Testament, and it was made very clear that those that refused to believe were smited pretty hard, and even then, if they chose to believe, but refused to worship him, they were also smited (and permanently smited in many cases). So He was not their God, whether they believed or not (eg Pharaoh).

And secondly..."silly joke"? I thought it was quite good.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:16, closed)
Exodus 12:12 seems to suggest that the Egyptians had their own gods

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:59, closed)
Most of the OT goes along with polytheism.
Even within the ancient Jews, monotheism didn't really take hold until aftre the Torah began to be written down.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:51, closed)
How dare you speak for Off Topic!
...oh...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12, closed)
But of course...
But I doubt the God that Dawkins doesn't believe in is one of the Egyptian ones or some tribal god from Belize. It's more likely the God of the high church Anglicans.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:02, closed)
No, I'm fairly sure he doesn't believe in more than one God.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:21, closed)
'K, thanks.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:05, closed)
hmm
This God seems a bit of a needy stroppy clunge if you ask me.

You must worship me/I'll batter ya if ya dinnae
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:41, closed)
A needy stroppy Scottish clunge, eh?
That would mean Gillian McKeith is your god.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:29, closed)
^ Their god ^
I'm a satanic atheist
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:31, closed)
Richard Dawkins is a twat.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:27, closed)
If you like him so much why don't you just marry him?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:05, closed)
I know you are but what am I?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:10, closed)
A public
leaning post?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:13, closed)
Have you ever touched a BMW?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:12, closed)

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