If you're vegetarian but still miss the taste of meat
have some meat. It won't hurt you or anything.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 13:56, 5 replies)

Also works for religious people and pork.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:10, closed)

What would it profit a man to gain a whole pig
but lose his own soul?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:16, closed)

Pigs are real.

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:17, closed)

Jews and Muslims can't deal with their realness.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 15:27, closed)

Are you telling me
that there is a butcher who would be prepared to hand over a whole pig, and all he would want in exchange is to claim ownership over an abstract and fictional concept?

OMNOMNOMNOMNNOMNOMBACON.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 14:35, closed)