Unless the circumstances are dire and immediate
why would anyone want to crap at work? I had a colleague who routinely had a crap on turning up for work. Think he felt smug about the flush not going throught his water meter at home, and not having to pay for the paper. I'm with Milligan on this: abort in luxus.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 31 Mar 2015, 21:55, 5 replies)

And for getting paid to take a shit.

( Pig Bodine., Wed 1 Apr 2015, 0:05, closed)

How do you get to choose where you take a crap? What if you need to go while in work? Are you saying you just hang on?
Ewww
(Porcupine, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 14:58, closed)

I used to like shitting at work
but now I'm in a new office with unisex bogs and I'm terrified that I'm going to come out of a stall having just left it stinking like Satan's breakfast only to find that the tidy Irish piece from the office down the corridor is outside, waiting to use it next
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 16:30, closed)

I have my daily shit at 09:30
Most days I lay down a tidy hawser. But on other days whatever doesn't flush away, from the blast fragments to the sulfurous fug, is someone else's problem.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 17:12, closed)