pearoast
sort of works for this QOTW...

On the Tube last week
I watched as a bloke ran on to the train on the northern line. The doors were already closing, but not wanting to wait another 3 mins for the next train, managed to fit an arm through the door before they closed, then forced them open. He then squidged himself on. Much to the dismay of the cramped passengers on the other side of the door.

The doors then slammed shut behind him.

I then noticed his beige rain mac hadnt made it through the door as well as he had, and was sticking a clear 1-2 foot out into the air. I giggle, we all giggle. Twat man has had his day.

He then sees us all giggling and with a smirk on his face begins to pull his coat through the doors... until it jams... Why had it stopped? because there was a great big brown button jamming it on the outside - preventing it from being pulled through.

Then I heard the whine of the motors start up and away he went...

His coat was still 1 foot clear of the train sticking out. As it ran down the platform it would waft past and slap people knocking peoples newspapers.

God knows what state it was in by the time he got to the next station.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 14:25, 5 replies)

Still fresh :)

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 14:33, closed)

hopefully the doors opened on the opposite side of the carriage for the station he wanted

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 15:48, closed)

This story is a few years old
and this is the first time ive thought of that angle
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 16:03, closed)

That'd be the best possible punchline to an unrivalled piece of slapstick.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 20:19, closed)

Grind the mac.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Apr 2015, 21:12, closed)