They still do the call centre thing at my branch
makes you wonder why they have branches, they could just put a phone on the outside wall rather than make you wait in a queue before not being able to help...
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:06, 1 reply)

your entire comment pretty much sums up the rant I had at the manager.... although I was slightly smirking to find they'd closed! CUNTS! (I have a deep and irrational hatred for Santander!)
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:14, closed)

irrational hatred of Santander
You've never had an account with the Halifax then?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:15, closed)

Halifucks
are completely useless.

recently they told me you can only put in 5 bags of money a day into your account. I had saved up my tips for a year part time pizza delivering and they said i'd have to pay it in stages....

now this i can slightly understand but i was stood in an empty branch, with about £500 in pound coins in my pockets (in pre-counted bags).

when I asked why they couldnt just weigh the bags and divide by the amount of bags, they just "cant".

took me a month to pay £500 into my bank.....fuckheads
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:34, closed)

oh fucksocks!!
I've switched TO Halifax from A&L/Santander!!

I'll just withdraw my cash and fill my mattress, that way if I wet the bed, it's me pissing on my own money!
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:53, closed)

thats ridiculous
I want their piss-easy job
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:32, closed)

And then
of course they'll tell you that some of the bags are incorrect. I went home, recounted them (correct!) returned to the Halifax, only to be served by the same knob who informed me that the weighing machine was set to the wrong denomination.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 16:46, closed)

bring back public stocks
a few cabbages to the head will sort out this laxidasical attitude
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:07, closed)