This isn't just any old complaint this is a Marks and Spencers complaint.
Before Xmas we recived appauling service at one of the large M&S's in Cardiff culminating in abbout a hours wasted time and Mrs Odin suffering a diabetic crash-caused in part by sitting round wating for the staff for ages.

Suitiably pissed off I fired off a angry email to head office. (this was on a sat night). Monay came and went, no reply, Tuesday came and went still no reply. So I printed the gist of the email off and put in in a letter adressed to the manager of the store.

Wed am a email apologising not only for the crappy customer service but also that the peroson who deals with the complaints had been away for 2 days!!!

Politley I emailed them back saying, these thing happed and I had actually written a letter outlining my problems to the manager of the store.

Result was 20 quids worth of vouchers from head office and then a tenners worth of vouchers from the store.
Not just a victory but a M&S victory.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:50, 3 replies)

Appauling? On a Monay?
I won't bother pointing out the other errors, but I really liked the pun - "Suitiably" - love your work. M&S sell suits!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:31, closed)

Drawing attention to other people's poor spelling.
The ultimate Little Victory.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:42, closed)

I wish this had happened for me :(
I had a pair of trousers that fell apart after one use (of sitting down in a chair for 6 hours). They told me it was accidental damage on my part and nothing at all to do with the shoddy quality of them. :( Went right through the levels up to head office and they just wouldn't do anything. Not shopping in there anymore.
(Nightviolet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:19, closed)