You're right. Having breakfast with my children is exactly the same as staying up until three for an argument on the interwebs.
But hey ... if you're determined to demonstrate that you're a loser in real life as well as the interwebs then you knock yourself out.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:09, 2 replies)

Wow, you managed to breed. That's some pretty high-end stuff right there - really, very few manage it at all. For what it's worth, so have I - is there a prize?

Odd you should suggest that those who have been unable/unwilling to reproduce are 'losers', though. That's fairly arrogant, rather self-absorbed - 'they're not like me, so they must be wrong'. Shows you up as even more of a dick than I'd previously expected.

EDIT: you really are keen on this unmarked, after-the-fact editing, aren't you? Almost as if you're worried about random strangers thinking badly of you. Not the first time either, it seems...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:16, closed)

Keep going.
This is gold.

Well ... not really gold ... more gold-painted porcelain. Like those dogs your gran has on either side of her electric fire.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:23, closed)

.
i want to use that.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:30, closed)

I'm gonna use that...

(Kip, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:00, closed)

It must be fun being your kids
"Hey Dad! Guess what I did at school!"

"Why would I be interested in your day you needy little prick"

"I had to stand up infront of the class and read a book, I was terrified"

"So, your story is 'I read some words'. Loser"
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:17, closed)

It's a beautiful vignette of family life.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:23, closed)

Shit. You're right.
If only I'd spent three hours of the night playing video games instead.

Im doin it rong agen.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:27, closed)

Well, I did consider popping out for a quick decathalon, but what with it being past midnight, post pub, I thought a little l4d might be more appropriate. Silly me.

Besdes which, your 83'000 posts on /talk (all shit) rather erode your moral highground in this respect.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:41, closed)

Thatta boy!
Keep it personal. Make sure everybody can see it's got under your skin. You're heading for a historic victory.

Fast reader though. Teacher must be proud.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:46, closed)

....
really? Given what you've posted above, you're honestly going to try for that?

Keep indulging your pathalogical need to have the last word in every single thread, though...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:53, closed)

Enough !
Sort this out in the carpark like proper chaps
(Bitter and Twisted, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 14:53, closed)

You racist cranberry.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:31, closed)

I'm quite enjoying the rubbernecking
actually.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:44, closed)