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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:23, 28 replies)

Lollers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:34, closed)

You are the cancer that is killing b...
...three tee ay.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:41, closed)

STOP STEALING MY INTERNET NEMESIS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:55, closed)

He's my bitch now.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:19, closed)

your mom is your dad but your dad is a virgin

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:59, closed)

I am reluctantly impressed
I think you should get a mention in the wikipedia article on trolling.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:43, closed)

^

( eXOBeX, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 2:25, closed)

Not really.
I made some very gentle teases and a handful of desperate white knights leapt up for an internet argument. That's schoolboy fish-in-a-barrel stuff. You should have seen me work the room in the good old days before /qotw was invented.

Try the veal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:21, closed)

Less is more
I want to see some one-word trolling next.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:39, closed)

Yawn

( daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:19, closed)

Internet angst
Catching up on recent B3ta events, Iam both bemused and amused
Its Hallmark day, kiss and make up

pffft
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:44, closed)

So your story is, I'm a needy prick who keeps linking to his internet handbag showdown.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:06, closed)

I guess there's no lower limit
on how 'little' they have to be.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:30, closed)

Oh come on, if trolling Happy Phantom makes you a needy prick then you might as well call the place /needypricks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:33, closed)

i think you might be on to something

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:44, closed)

My stories are getting three times as much attention as anything else on here.
Check my massive manly pants. Woof!

Here boy! Here boy! There's a good boy. Come to daddy. Come and have a biscuit! Good boy!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:49, closed)

To be fair, a good half of that attention is rather narcissistic, and stems from your peculiar obsession with having the last word in every single subthread. A further third is probably from me - odd that you should feel validated by this.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:32, closed)

Happy Phantom?
Have you ever heard a saying about feeding certain sections of the internet commentariat, and the advisability thereof?

Or perhaps one about excavations, and measuring when to continue one's endeavours in creating them?

I'm not saying the good Dr is anything other than a low grade twerp, but maybe you should just STOP.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:35, closed)

I will do in a moment, it being a weekday - other than that... Long-winded internet handbaggery doesn't bore me, and anyone else is free to not read. Indeed, it would probably be the wiser choice.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:45, closed)

There's a good boy! Yes you are! Yes you are!
*ruffleshnuffleruffle*

Have a Bob Martens.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:47, closed)

The French have a phrase - esprit d'escalier - which neatly describes your rather tardy (in both senses) 'wit', ninja edited into posts you didn't manage to get right first time. Which is, in all fairness, a large number of them.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:09, closed)

T'arrives pas à laisser tomber, hein?
Même quand t'auras semblé un vrai con. C'est impressionnant pour quelqu'un aussi jeûne, ce fierté et colère.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:20, closed)

So google translate
works for you then?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:01, closed)

Does it bother you that I speak another language?
Or are you another little snippy puppy like Chippy Phantom?

Would you like a Bob Martens?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:54, closed)

Perhaps your time would be better spent becoming halfway competent in one.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:30, closed)

Yay!
It's my puppy!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:36, closed)

Yup, still just as fresh and funny as when you initially edited it into a previous post.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:44, closed)

I haven't edited anything.
I think the paranoia is kicking in. I thought you'd last another couple of days before we reached that stage. Sad times.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:48, closed)