Little Victories
I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
( , Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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I was on a fairly unprompted phone call to the ex...
...after an emotionally draining night at work, and a week of having her on my mind.
After a conversation lasting almost 2 hours she told me she wasn't really happy with her new boyfriend (clearly a rebound replacement) for a variety of reasons but the short story being...he wasn't me.
I told her I'd lost a stone in weight, changed my haircut to very positive reviews, had a fling with her old housemate after she had moved out, had saved up enough in 6 months to buy myself a car, and that I was currently free and single with a very hot "friend-with benefits" whom I could call on whenever I wanted.
Then I hung up.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:45, 12 replies)
...after an emotionally draining night at work, and a week of having her on my mind.
After a conversation lasting almost 2 hours she told me she wasn't really happy with her new boyfriend (clearly a rebound replacement) for a variety of reasons but the short story being...he wasn't me.
I told her I'd lost a stone in weight, changed my haircut to very positive reviews, had a fling with her old housemate after she had moved out, had saved up enough in 6 months to buy myself a car, and that I was currently free and single with a very hot "friend-with benefits" whom I could call on whenever I wanted.
Then I hung up.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 2:45, 12 replies)
Ignore these horrid bullies.
I completely believe your story. In fact ... I think I'm going to masturbate while I re-read it.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:55, closed)
I completely believe your story. In fact ... I think I'm going to masturbate while I re-read it.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:55, closed)
Fuck. I must have skipped that bit.
I can only get off on stories about fatties.
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( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:32, closed)
I can only get off on stories about fatties.
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( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:32, closed)
I can see why she dumped you.
But well done, she probably just needed a quick reminder.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:03, closed)
But well done, she probably just needed a quick reminder.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:03, closed)
to clarify...
We broke up because she moved home to Birmingham (I live in Newcastle Upon Tyne).
The car is a Toyota Corolla, I lost a stone mostly through forgetting to eat due to depression and throwing myself into my work.
But if you prefer... I'm a c*nt.
( , Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:37, closed)
We broke up because she moved home to Birmingham (I live in Newcastle Upon Tyne).
The car is a Toyota Corolla, I lost a stone mostly through forgetting to eat due to depression and throwing myself into my work.
But if you prefer... I'm a c*nt.
( , Wed 16 Feb 2011, 0:37, closed)
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