Inspired By Vagabonds Physics Teacher
I was studying A level physics at college and my lecturer was a bit of a dick. He'd be Biff Tannon and Marty's Headmasters spawn if they ever had a Back to the Future manlovechild.

He would embarrass you if you didnt understand, throw chalk for looking anywhere but at him and frequently told us that "calculators werent accurate" (something to do with they're only as accurate as the person using it, a very inane arguement after the 900th time).


We were studying wave interference and he'd built a glass tray filled with water on stilts to show us how the patterns alter. There were 2 little nodes that pulsed at different frequencies and the waves would change accordingly.

Anyways he wouldnt allow any of us near, and when i got a little too close he lobbed a bit of chalk off the back of my head. "you'll knock it you clod" was the general gyst of his chalky protest.

When the lesson ended he went to move it from the desk and it tipped off the edge, soaking him. Unable to control myself I muttered "what a clod" although loud enough for him to look up and see me walking out with a biiiiiiig grin on my face.

Clod
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:08, 6 replies)

Hahahaha yay!
My mate had similar with his son, who came home from school one day with only one shoe. My mate took him over the coals about it "You don't just lose' one shoe - that's why you tie them together when you take them off rah rah rah you don't just 'lose' a shoe ..."

That evening when they went to the cinema my mate lost his hat, and his son responded, "Dad, you don't just 'lose' a hat ... "

He said the combination of pride and embarassment is something only parents will understand.

Personally I just think his son won.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 11:51, closed)

j'agree!

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:20, closed)

was his name
Gerry Batty?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:29, closed)

nope
but theres a Gerry Batty on ratemyteachers.com

you know him?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 14:09, closed)

yes
He's a big fat ignorant cunt .
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:44, closed)

mine was old and thin and had coloured chalk all over the back of his head off where he scratched it
lolz
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 13:52, closed)