Dozy Italian Mothers in law
Being a Bedfordian -a place INFESTED with them- Ive got various Italian relatives both in my own family and through marriage & I could fill this entire site with their wonderful views on race relations but one particular incident always raises a dry smile...
In the days before widespread usage of social media sites I got sent an amusing jape via a text that read along the lines of: ''Im working in London but need to speak to you...call (number) and ask for Liz-she'll put you through to me'' of course the number given was the switchboard at Buckingham Palace so you get the gist the joke...So my Bedford Italian wife (at the time) and I thought it'd be a giggle to get her to forward it onto her mother and see how long it took to work things out. Being a tiny bit dim my mother in law didn't see the funny side or in fact get the joke at all and immediately phoned me up in a right state:
''Chris its Guila...I got a text msg from Lucia ...shes in London! I think the Pakis and the Muslims have got her!''
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:45, Reply)