My dad's side of the family are rather more middle-class than my mum's
My dad himself is pretty fair-minded and reasonable. He reads the Daily Mail but he's not daft enough to believe it.

His brother's family are far more prim and proper though. I recall my cousin once being given a proper telling off because she said “flipping”.

At my uncle's 60th birthday, my aunt's sister was complaining about how annoying these awful Big Issue sellers were, and why didn't they go and get proper jobs?

When I pointed out that it is quite hard to get a bank account or a job without a fixed address she looked as if she had never got anywhere close to considering this. Sadly I think all it did was annoy her that someone had challenged her comfortable little bullshit bubble, and I seriously doubt she has changed her opinion about the homelesses.
(Eukanuba, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:59, 5 replies)

Selling the Bigger Shoe is a proper job.
Kick your aunt's sister* in the cunt.

*wouldn't this just be your aunt, as being sibling to your aunt would mean also being sibling to one of your parents?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:11, closed)

One's aunt's sister could well be one's mum.
Especially in Norfolk.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:17, closed)

My uncle is my dad's brother
So he's definitely my uncle. His wife would definitely be my aunt.

I don't think his wife's sister would also be my aunt but I'm not sure.

Either way she's a frightfully horrid woman.
(Eukanuba, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:18, closed)

I see.
I hope this confusion won't delay the cunt kicking,
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:45, closed)

Post-haste!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:19, closed)