I meant to ask my wife to pass me the ketchup
But somehow I ended up saying "you fucking bitch you've ruined my life".
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 16:47, 13 replies)

sympathy dude we have all been there and done that
kudos for manning up to the step and saying it
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 18:18, closed)

This didnt really happen. I'm not/haven't ever been married. Cheers for the support though.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 20:00, closed)

This didn't really happen?
I am surprised.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:29, closed)

I meant to say "you fucking bitch you've ruined my life"
But somehow I ended up asking my wife to pass me the ketchup
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 19:04, closed)

simple freudian slip

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:08, closed)

I'm glad somebody got it
Actually no, I'm not. Go fuck yourself (in the nicest way possible).
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 23:58, closed)

For a moment
I thought you were my friend Brian who tells me this everytime he's drunk.
The kicker is, I first told it to him many moons ago.

Anyway, I guess you're not Brian, but just in case you are: Brian, please stop fucking telling me this joke every time your pissed.
Thanks
(EvilMeister, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 0:29, closed)

Go fuck yourself
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:18, closed)

Fuck off Brian

(EvilMeister, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:25, closed)

:P
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:44, closed)

It was your fault for not satisfying her.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 0:18, closed)

She preferred
to use a ketchup bottle.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 8:54, closed)

I told this joke to my ex-boss
He grunted humourlessly and changed the subject. Next day he announced to the office that he was getting a divorce.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 12:17, closed)