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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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Shitting accident.
Picture the scene (actually don't) I was sat on the porcelain bus, getting rid of too many pints and a rather nice curry, idly leafing through a copy of the viz, chuckling at rodger mellie's suggested profanities. I finished the deed and put the viz down (I didn't want to spend too long in there, last time I did that my legs fell asleep and I had to sit on the floor outside the bathroom for a bit). I went up to the sink and washed my hands. The sink in my bathroom was, and still is behind the bath. I turn round and walk round the bath to get to the door, only I didn't. Somehow I managed to remain half behind the bath and send my knee full pelt into it in a bout of banging and cursing. It felt fine at the time, but I a few minutes later i got up to get off the sofa and it was fucking murder.

Later I got a bollocking off one of my housemates for forgetting to flush the bog.
(, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:58, 3 replies)
It's not a sink.
It's a basin.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 0:04, closed)
you're posh aren't you?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:37, closed)
No, I'm a Plumber.
Nowt posh about getting shit under your nails ;)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:45, closed)

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