Losing itBluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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My mum asked if I'd like a cup of tea,so I whipped my cock out and wanked into a pair of headphones.
Not one of my better days.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:00,
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i tried this with some ear buds and missed
needless to say mum caught it all .
oh how we both laughed
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:31,
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Ear buds make a very poor substitute for anal beads.If this message can help just one person, the internet will have been worthwhile.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:43,
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But they do make very acceptabledumb-bells for harvest mice.
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