Morrissey's entire career.
For him alone we should apologise.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:42, 9 replies)

he was alright in men behaving badly

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:54, closed)

I thought he was great in Walking Dead

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:15, closed)

He got better after The Time split up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:21, closed)

Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time
Me and Vagabond modelled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black manservant. What?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:52, closed)

Bollocks, there is no finer album than Pandemonium.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:04, closed)

I don't know.
Morrissey is so quintessentially bland that he kind of wafts past unnoticed on the wind. Statistically, I must have heard at least one, if not several, of his songs in my life, yet I'm totally incapable of providing you with a single title or even describing his sound. It's like when you're catatonically tired or stressed and you're reading a short article in the paper on something you couldn't care less about; your eyes move and interpret the words, but the brain registers nothing afterwards you have no memory of even having read the article, let alone being able to say what it was about.

If Morrissey did actually require an apologia, that would mean his work left even the faintest of distinguishing marks on the passage of time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 16:00, closed)

Quite, apologising for him means acknowledging his existence, and I for one am not comfortable with that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 17:02, closed)

I'd have liked to ram those daffodils he waved around down his throat.

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:09, closed)

He is a twat
with all the charisma of a dialling tone.
(wolfpussy will nibble your fingers on, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:05, closed)