Why I Love/Hate BritainThis week's been all about the Daily Mail and why people love or hate their country. Tell us one thing you hate about Britain, and one thing about why you love it.
This shouldn't be an excuse for RACISTLOLS, or long lists of things you dislike. Be intelligent, be funny, and be interesting
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 13:55)
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I suspect a Nazi inavasion might have been noticed, due to the massive build up of troops thereseeing as the best part of the allied invasion of Normandy left from Portland. The whole of West Dorset was crawling with American troops.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 20:10,
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But when they left to land in France and invoade the fatherland? Who was left?Bert and his dog?
Then the following scenario could have happened:
"Aha! Nobody expects zee suprize German invazion!"
"Ach! Zee moutached one vill be pleased!"
"Where is zee enemy? Let's go asks in zis local beer serving establishment."
Cue - Entire German raiding party goes "inspecting" local pubs.
Wavy lines wavy lines wavy lines wavy lines wavy lines wavy lines etc.
Cue - Zee germans slowly stumble from zaid establishments sometime after the crossing of zee Rhine and before Diana gets whacked.
"Lets go to zee Glastonbury and intern zee Chavs!"
Etc
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