furthermore
carrying keys with excessive key fobs and widgets on them

wearing a shirt darker than your tie

women dancing in their bare feet

women walking home after a night at some cattlemarket in their bare feet

arguing in public

wearing a black tie to anything other than a funeral or formal occasion

pre-tied bow ties at black tie do's

put your fucking flabby midriff away woman

excessively styled hair

'popped' collars

"i aint done nuffink" and other such double negatives, split infinitives etc

car plates with an unusual font - zapf chancery all in caps - classy

getting married in a novelty setting or costume
(unless of course its a vegas elvis wedding chapel - but only if you are not american)

wearing tights with peep toe shoes

not being able to use chopsticks

... i really do have to stop
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:11, 3 replies)

Aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd...... breathe

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 12:24, closed)

+ people who use 'fucking' as an adjective

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:02, closed)

spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be - I want you to be a self-rightoeus cunt.
And it seems my wants are met.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:53, closed)