Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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Magenta? 3 black pubes on each bollock?If not, I don't blame him for being offended.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:14,
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The very sameI even confirmed as much with him so as to underline just how far it was from looking at porn.
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Was it the first time he had ever seen an ejaculating cock?(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 9:17, closed)
Most likely his offencewas caused by how crudely-drawn it was.
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It had the regulation three pubes per ballwhat more does he want?
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