Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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They should have just collared whoever had a box of All-Bran hidden in one of their desk drawers.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 1:26,
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Our office had one of those guysPhantom shitter, used the toilet. Filled it up to where it broke the surface, like some primordial ooze monster yearning to breathe air.
Never any sign of toilet paper being use...
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