A Liemallow?
After over 15yrs in the workplace, I have many a tale to tell - however, ironically, it is work that is preventing me from posting any of these gems. I am snowed under.

Unfortunately - I am not an over-qualified layabout, so you'll have to wait.

I see there's a fascinating new sadpuppet entry...go and attack that shit.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:03, 4 replies)

The thing is...
it's when you lot get bogged down in arguing over the best interest rates you can leverage for what level of equity in your current assets that kinda gets a bit boring for the rest of us.

Particularly those of us who own everything we have and owe nothing to anyone.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:26, closed)

The thing is...
You got kinda boring for the rest of us after your first post.

And I'm sure any one of us could purchase outright a bit of dry, drab Australian bush. That is not an achievement.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:36, closed)

Oh dear.
I thought you knew about property prices Alby.

Good luck getting some cheap "dry,drab Australian bush" in or around any of the major cities in Oz.

I'm starting to see why many of the folks here argue with you about this type of thing now.

For a multi-property owner, investor type you don't even seem au-fait with the basics of how to make money by building a property portfolio in a major cosmopolitan city.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:09, closed)

Sorry.
Not biting.

I'd rather argue with a lamppost.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:31, closed)

You bought a lower middle class life with money you inherited from your mum.
Congratulations?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:44, closed)

I saw a tramp today
He had a full set of clothes, six cans of Special Brew and some other tat. With the exception of the shopping trolley he was pushing, I reckon he owned all of it outright.
(Eukanuba, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:48, closed)

aww man, ringofmiserymcpuppet has ignored me
:( :( :(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:48, closed)

Some guys have all the luck!

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:55, closed)

Is there anybody except Albert who the tragic prick hasn't ignored?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:41, closed)

I can't believe you took ten minutes to head dobber that but can't be arsed to make up a funny lie.
Sad times.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:41, closed)