Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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In our of our cubiclesthere is a 'work in progress' where someone or maybe its a collective are making a huge wiggly trail of bogies along the wall next the bog (it's almost an Andy Goldsworthy). To be honest I've been tempted to add to it I just never seem to have a decent one available when I use that particular stall
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An office at work was found to be completely smeared in bogies, even on the ceiling. We had our suspicions but as several people use it nobody could prove who the culprit was.I was asked to help redecorate. Erm, no, sorry, I'm on leave next week!
You can still see the bogies under several coats of emulsion. Eurrgh. Dirty bastards.
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