Pick'n'mix
I work for a cinema, and have a relatively high turnover. So we always have a bit of fun with te newbies. It's a test of their character, lets us see how well they'll fit in with the rest of the staff.

One of our favourite games to play is to send them to stick up the pick'n'mix. The majority of the list will be what we need, but we'll throw in a few made up sweets to see if the newbie is paying attention. One day we took it too far... having added the made up sweets such as marshmallow pillows, tangerine trees, sour trouts, a colleague wrote down clunge buckets at the end of the list. I thought he'd ruined it. I thought there was no way in hell that we were going to get away with this.

30 minutes later the newbie reappeared with the list asking if I could help him to find the clunge buckets. I thought he must have clicked and was winding me up, but no he was being serious. Having realised this I sent in a more experienced member of staff to help him before running away to laugh. 5 minutes later the more experienced member of staff appeared in a fit of uncontrollable laughter proclaiming that the newbie was still looking for the clunge buckets.

I have no idea when the boy gave up looking for them, or if he has ever figured out exactly what clunge bucket really
Means. All I do know is we are evil bastards and I'm okay with that.
(mightneverreachyou, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 0:06, 3 replies)

Perhaps management should stop hiring fucking idiots if they want their turnover rate to drop a bit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 8:19, closed)

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 9:14, closed)

"Take this replica pistol, put on this balaclava, and bring me back half a pound of kola cubes."

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:25, closed)